WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THIS LITTLE WHORE WHEN SHE STARTS TO CRY? (BEST ANSWER GETS 1 FREE WEEK!)
This place feel like twitter but with ironically less sexbots
My goal on xFns is to make enough money to pay Pinky, Jada Fire, Gianna Michaels and Havana Ginger for all the shit I downloaded off Limewire and Torrents.
OH, and shoutout to Kitten. I hope she’s sleeping comfortably on linen sheets.
I deleted the dating profiles off my phone because its too cold, too slushy and Im too broke to flirt.
How am I supposed to say “hey hows your day?” When im walking past brown and yellow snow on my way to trade in a ripped $20 bill?
Economically I can’t do that to a woman
Thinking of Warmer times. Shoutout to Great Zimbabwe
This was my first time benching with the camera at this angle. 185 is usually easy but this time was way tougher.
Its 9 O’Clock. 15 Degrees but feels like 3.
I’m at a show wearing a Hat I got when I used to work in the Hinge Office.
There are 8 people in the crowd, none are having a good time. My phone is dry and I just learned what a chargeback is.
How’s your night?
